Kiddie in The City

lmfao dude’s baaaked

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:58:40 -0400

lmfao dude’s baaaked

beyoncearthistory: Fontainebleau school, “Gabrielle d’Estrées...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:22:59 -0400

beyoncearthistory:

Fontainebleau school, “Gabrielle d’Estrées and One of Her Sisters”/Destiny’s Child “Jumpin’ Jumpin’”

katkitty-mod: the things they get away with in Adventure...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:50:17 -0400

katkitty-mod:

the things they get away with in Adventure Time…

Bounce House Princess? da fuq

punkrockbetty: lol… oh dats a good look kitty

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 13:19:34 -0400

punkrockbetty:

lol…

oh dats a good look kitty

bliss.

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:47:39 -0400

bliss.

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 21:38:42 -0400

lmfao this facceeee

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 18:58:09 -0400

lmfao this facceeee

thegoddamazon: No commentary needed. !

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:36:53 -0400

thegoddamazon:

No commentary needed.

TRYING TO CONCENTRATE IN THE LIBRARY

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 21:25:40 -0500

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE:

lmfao animals with expressions are too funny… Im still NOT a cat lady !

Senators should be more like Nascar drivers - Imgur

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 18:03:31 -0500

Senators should be more like Nascar drivers - Imgur

freedom - Imgur

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 17:56:22 -0500

freedom - Imgur

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 11:25:15 -0500

Holding hands may seem like an innocent gesture, but they show more than a simple interlocking of fingers. Your hands are one of the most essential parts of your body: you build with them, feed with them, hold with them, touch with them, fight with them; they are the tools of the human body. To take a hold of another’s hand is to break from living individually. It is to link yourself to another being, to momentarily entwine your life with another’s, to promise, for a moment, that you need not face the world alone. More simple, more aesthetically naive than other forms of affection, i.e kissing, hugging, sexing.., the act of holding hands is often trivialized in its true implications.

mahlibombing: Sailor Adventure Time Created by gurglings :)...

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 00:54:18 -0500

mahlibombing:

Sailor Adventure Time

Created by gurglings

:) need to watch some sailor moon now!

amazing-ambro: alittlebitofdisneymagic: disneyprincess88: le-f...

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:08:45 -0500

amazing-ambro:

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

disneyprincess88:

le-femme-mortelle:

magicblood:

‘Psycho’ Prequel TV Series ‘Bates Motel’ Trailer

WAT.

Is that the little boy from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

IT IS!!!! I knew he looked familiar!

THIS IS WHAT TO MUCH CANDY DOES TO YOU!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!

oh hell.

Super love

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 14:02:42 -0500

Super love

too hilarious :D

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:35:54 -0500

too hilarious :D

fuck-bitches-get-money: THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR...

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 02:15:39 -0500

fuck-bitches-get-money:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

much love

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 20:43:10 -0500

howdoiputthisgently:

The greatest love story the world has ever known.

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 14:45:03 -0500

The greatest love story the world has ever known.

loveincolororg: Still my favorite bumper sticker.

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:55:11 -0500

loveincolororg:

Still my favorite bumper sticker.