TRYING TO CONCENTRATE IN THE LIBRARY
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE: lmfao animals with expressions are too funny… Im still NOT a cat lady !
too hilarious :D →
hogswatch: if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you lesson: learned dear, dear henry
There are many parts of my youth that I’m not proud of. There were… loose...– Jean-Luc Picard (via wilwheaton)
My attitude toward calories on Thanksgiving
that I’m not jealous of all you silly bitches that have college paid for, or the ones that get to do everything they always wanted by age 20.. I’m guna bust my ass and be depressed and messy for a lil bit longer.. and when I’m aged like a good ol’ stank wine I’ll bloom and grow into the kick ass lady I’m sposed to be. until then- see ya at the bars boo
WHEN IM FORCED TO DO HOUSEHOLD CHORES
home for the weekend.
means catching up on cable tv. meaning true blood, newsroom, weeds and OF COURSE The Real L Word.. that shit is toxic. oh yeah happy birthday to me in 4 dayzz! m
I am Hippie, Hear me roar, maan
are we what we think we are? do people see us, as we want them to see? here is an infinite cycle of thinking for you- you know your life story, but you are the one to tell it. Are you telling it the right way? are people seeing you- and knowing you- the way you think you want them to?.. bro? a
Anonymous asked: can we PLEASE fuck?!!
WHEN MY FRIEND CALLS WITH FUN PLANS
WHEN I HEAR JUICY GOSSIP
WHEN MY FRIEND TURNS DOWN A BEER
howdoiputthisgently: lmfao always!
WHEN A GUY TRIES TO CALL ME BABY
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
The meaning of all the deaths in HP:
James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
Mad Eye: To show the death of a solider.
Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
i fckd up..
by not going to sleep yet..
when a guy wont commit
howdoiputthisgently: lol-love :)